Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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