You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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