awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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