Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
What a dumb baby whore.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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