i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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