He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
It was a blind-side dick pic.
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