hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
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