How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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