I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
This show inspires me to have sex in space
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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