I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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