so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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