People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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