I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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