I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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