Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
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You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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