Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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