There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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