the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Found your dick twin last night
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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