So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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