when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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