So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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