you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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