I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I'm both gender and math confused
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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