it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize