Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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