I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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