That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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