just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
party gras won. party gras always wins.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
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