Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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