Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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