Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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