I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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