To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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