I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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