Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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