Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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