That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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