Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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