dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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