I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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