i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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