David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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