erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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