you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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