Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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