I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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