i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Who wears a wallet chain?!
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
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