I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
