So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
you win again, gameday.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Randomize
