He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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