Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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