oh god the rape fog is back!
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
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