what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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